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10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S*x When They Visit Guys. (Read And Laugh Out Loud)

Written By Unknown on Sunday, 13 December 2015 | 2:15 am

There are variety of acts ladies display when they visit guys,
and they want to avoid s*x just to protect their dignity.
In fact, 80% of ladies are guilty of these acts.
As a matter of fact, some of them will still fall prey.

1. She Insists You Keep The Door Wide Open.
When a lady visits and you lock the door, “gbaaaam”, she will
definitely stand up immediately and demanded you opened
the door, with some excuse like she is suffocating of heat,
even when a AC is on? Haba nawa ooooo.

2. She Tells Her Friend To Keep Ringing Her Up.
If you are a very good observer, I trust you might have noticed
it. Once she starts seeing your moves, she will PING or send
her friend a Whatsapp/BBM, that she should do the needful.
Suddenly, her phone will start ringing at intervals, she will
pick and start begging the person to kindly give her 5minutes
to show up.

3. She Suddenly Says She’s Going Home.
Someone intended to spend 3 hours with you; she had barely
spent 45mins, and starts heading towards the door when she
notices your boxers is having a different shape, she says
“My mom should be expecting me by now cos I told her I
wouldn’t stay long”! Story for the gods.

4. She Refuses To Sit Down.
She will enter your room but will refuse to sit on the chair or
bed. Babe sit down for bed na, she no go gree; oyah sit down
for chair den, she no go still gree; oyah sit down on top rug
then, if I hear. She might even say she is comfortable and stand
for 30 minutes.

5. She Tells You She’s On Her Period.
This is very common. She might even ask for the toilet, saying
she wanted to change her pad, beware guys.

6. She Acts Like She’s So Much Interested In Watching
A Movie.

Even if the movies is very boring, they will focus on the movie as
if they are writing their final year exam.

7. She Says She Doesn’t Visit Guys.
In the course of discussion, she will tell you that you are the
first guy that she will be stepping her feet into his room. This
is to signal to you that courtesy demands you don’t initiate s*x.

8. She Wears A Tight Jean Trouser.
This is another way ladies try to secure themselves. Those who
are not too sure of themselves will wear a Jean trouser that
will be as tight as escaping from Kirikiri.

9. She Brings Her Friend(s) Along.
She never told you prior to her arrival that she will be coming
with her friend(s). She suddenly showed up with her friend. It’s
just one of those things.

10. She Pretends To Be Fasting.
Even if she’s not, she will pretend to be fasting in a bid to
signal to you that No show at all. Funny enough, some of them
will mistakenly eat bubble gum. Hahahaha!
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